tibets:

this is the 2nd time i’m reblogging this today because i laughed just as hard  as i did the 1st time i saw it

tibets:

this is the 2nd time i’m reblogging this today because i laughed just as hard  as i did the 1st time i saw it

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cosmo sex tip #669

raynarvaezjunior:

when you grab his shaft, yell “pull the lever kronk”

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The head of a company survived 9/11 because
His son started kindergarten.

Another fellow was alive because it was
His turn to bring donuts.

One woman was late because her
Alarm clock didn’t go off in time.

One was late because of being stuck on the NJ Turnpike
Because of an auto accident.

One of them
Missed his bus.

One spilled food on her clothes and had to take
Time to change.

One’s
Car wouldn’t start.

One couldn’t
Get a taxi.

The one that struck me was the man
Who put on a new pair of shoes that morning,
Took the various means to get to work but before.
He got there, he developed a blister on his foot.
He stopped at a drugstore to buy a Band-Aid.
That is why he is alive today..

Now when I am
Stuck in traffic,
Miss an elevator,
Turn back to answer a ringing telephone…
All the little things that annoy me,
I think to myself,

This is exactly where
I’m meant to be
At this very moment

Cite Arrow (via theoutsiders)

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luna-punk:

愛

luna-punk:

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justlittleali:

satanic-cactus:

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earthquackandbcm:

bluebellgirl:

 

I couldn’t scroll past this.

"rock is evil"

People are fucking idiots

Every single person I’ve met in a punk or rock band have been the nicest people I’ve met in my life.

wow…

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shubbabang:

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coacalin:

isuckatmetal:

thelilnan:

tis the season


coacalin so babe

Bout it

coacalin:

isuckatmetal:

thelilnan:

tis the season

coacalin so babe

Bout it

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He’s out there holding on to someone, I’m holding up my smoking gun.

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She’s the type of girl that can be so hurt but can still look at you and smile. Cite Arrow Marilyn Monroe (via soulsscrawl)

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I hate that feeling when you’re not necessarily sad, but you just feel really empty and every little thing gets to you and everyone that talks to you makes you angry and you want to punch everyone in the face

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